Candidate for President of the United States 2016 I am currently a candidate for president of the United States of America

Candidate for President of the United States 2016

I am currently a candidate for president of the United States of America

Please stand by while I wait for my web host to unblock access to my account, so that I can update that messy bit to the right. My apologies.

While we wait, please check out some of my favorite social causes, so you can get an idea of what sort of president I'd be

An interesting note about my candidacy: when I filed with the FEC, I did so from two different web browsers (probably Google Chrome and Opera or Internet Explorer/Edge). On one browser, I listed myself as Democrat. In the other browser, I listed myself as Republican. I didn't do this to be deceptive, but simply because I couldn't decide which option would be best for our country. As a student of debate, I realize that no person is completely liberal or completely conservative, but that both modes of thought are integral to reasoned decision-making.

Presumably, the computer system, or a person maintaining that system, made the decision to select me as a Democrat. How was such a decision made? Was the decision made with regard to which TCP/IP request was initiated first, which application was initiated first, which process reached a crucial line of code first, or which process completed first? Are we going to allow a race condition to decide such things?

Party of Lincoln, you say?

I hope you mean that, because I certainly will apply that principle, if given the chance.